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ISIS in Europe?

Comment by DEDA CVETKO (Zero hedge)

ISIS is back in Europe?!? Well, duh. No ****, Royal Sherlock!

This definitely calls for the Nobel Prize in Physics for the discovery of the hole in a flowerpot.

Here’s a little confidential memo to His Majesty:

Dude, ISIS NEVER LEFT EUROPE! NOT FOR ONE SECOND. THEY WERE THERE, CONTINUOUSLY AND CONTIGUOUSLY SINCE THE EARLY 1980s. Wherever there’s CIA, there’s ISIS and vice-versa (any direct link between the two is, of course, purely coincidental). Just look at the so-called State of Kosovo*: the territory is literally SWARMING with ISIS gnats and butchers just begging for some new terrorist attack in Paris, Berlin, Madrid or Amsterdam. Ever since the friendly NATO-RAF-US AIR FORCE had bombed the Kosovo Christians out of existence on behalf of the Religion of Peace, ISIS butchers have been calling the territory their homeland and singing kudos and hosannas to the three Heroes of Global Genocide: Bill and Hillary Clinton and Tony Blair (all three have (very) ugly monuments smack dab in the middle of Pristina). The single largest contingent of foreign mercenaries fighting for ISIS in Syria comes from Kosovo and adjoining Western Macedonia, or should I say: Western Northern Macedonia (or is it Northwestern Macedonia?) . The territory is also the largest recruitment center and training camp for the ISIS fighters doing the headcutting, live human-burning and child-crucifying “god’s work” in Syria, Iraq, Afghanistan, Yemen, Somalia and Libya. Of course, the US “Embassy” (sic) in the annexed territory is playing deaf, dumb and blind. Monkey no see, monkey no hear, monkey no speak. If you listened to the US officials in the annexed territory, you would think that it is a land of milk and honey and nirvana of human rights, civic courtesy and peaceful inter-religious cohabitation. In fact, when the Saudis built one of the largest mosques in Europe in Pristina, Kosovo, the grateful locals gave it a lovely name after their main donor, patron saint and a local hero: The Osama Bin Ladin Mosque. Of course, the cumbersome name was inconspicuously dumped a few years later and changed to something nondescript when it was no longer politically correct and fashionable to use it. For this lovely contribution to the Global Peace & Happiness, the Clinton Foundation was awarded cool $2 billion by his Majesty, the Saudi King (a rather close blood relative of the royal specimen who just discovered that ISIS was back in Europe) and those $2 billion are still being laundered between Kosovo, Ukraine, Croatia, Estonia, City of London, Cayman Island, the Wall Street and Chappaqua.

And then there’s Bosnia, where the jihadists of various flavors have been living and working in blessed peace and harmony since 1463 AD under the motherly eye of the Ottoman Caliphate, so the ongoing presence of ISIS thugs and murderers – blatant and in-your-face for the whole world to see and experience – is just a continuation of the long and proud historical tradition of headcutting, throat-slitting, impaling Christians on sticks and other kind and loving peace-loving exercises. But wait! Unlike the Albanian terrorists in Kosovo who merely named the mosque after Osama Bin Ladin, the Bosnian Mujahedeen President (one Alija Izetbegovic) did not stop there. He gave Osama Bin Ladin a full Bosnian “citizenship”. Ah, but wait. The icing on the cake (with the maraschino cherry on top) is yet to come: not only did he grant Bosnian citizenship to him, he granted it to ALL of about 2000-strong of his Saudi and Pakistani butchers and mercenaries (many on the FBI’s most wanted list, some directly involved in the 9/11 attacks) whose proud 20-something old mixed Bosnian-Saudi progeny is now proudly prowling Bosnia in search of their next Christian victim.

But that’s not all, your Majesty. The ISIS has consistently reared its ugly head in Albania, Macedonia, Northeastern Greece, South Italy, Cyprus, Bulgaria, Ukraine, Chechenia, Azerbaijan, European part of Turkey, Ingushetia, Dagestan, Swedistan, Belgistan, Frenchistan, Swissistan, Brexitstan, Denmarkistan, Austristan and Germistan. They haven’t yet been spotted in Czechistan and Polistan, but it is only a matter of time.

So, there’s a educational lesson in this, your majesty which, I guess, is this: that which never goes away can never return.

There you go, your majesty. Consider yourself royally educated. No need to thank me.

Reply by Joe A (Zero Hedge)

Excellent analysis, not to mention the fact that while the EU, US and Japan were rebuilding Bosnia’s infrastructure, Saudi Arabia and Turkey were building mosques. Iran built a university in Sarajevo (I assume you are aware of the influence the Iranian bookshop in downtown Sarajevo has). Turkey has a huge embassy standing 50 meters away from the UN house in Sarajevo and I bet they do a lot of eavesdropping there. Erdogan declared Bosnia, Kosovo and Sandzak Turkish lands that he will protect. His former foreign minister once said that the Ottoman Empire was the best thing that happened to the Balkans and that that situation should be restored. No need to mention that that didn’t go down well with most people in South East Europe.