{"id":70533,"date":"2024-09-18T00:02:07","date_gmt":"2024-09-18T00:02:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.biblaridion.info\/blog\/?p=70533"},"modified":"2024-09-18T00:02:07","modified_gmt":"2024-09-18T00:02:07","slug":"breaking-exploding-pagers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.biblaridion.info\/blog\/breaking-exploding-pagers\/","title":{"rendered":"Breaking: Exploding Pagers"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1>Breaking: Exploding Pagers<\/h1>\n<p>Hezbollah have been using pagers as a security measure but Israel must have distributed pagers that contain explosive.\u00a0 Thousands of Hezbollah members have been injured or killed as they all detonated at the same time.\u00a0 The Israelis are gloating.\u00a0 This is not going to end well.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-theme=\"dark\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">This is incredible<\/p>\n<p>Israel has literally blown off the bollocks of Islamic terrorists Hezbollah<\/p>\n<p>Israel hacked the pagers in their pockets and has blown up their testicles<\/p>\n<p> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/OxYsiPi8aT\">https:\/\/t.co\/OxYsiPi8aT<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; leekern (@leekern13) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/leekern13\/status\/1836060472132448464?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 17, 2024<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-theme=\"dark\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I gotta say, terrorists being blown up by their Israeli pagers was not on my bingo card for 2024, but it has absolutely been the highlight of this year! Beep beep bitch \ud83d\udcdf\ud83d\udca5 <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/VoJw64fwfc\">pic.twitter.com\/VoJw64fwfc<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Jaimee Michell (@thegaywhostrayd) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/thegaywhostrayd\/status\/1836174163586777167?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 17, 2024<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-theme=\"dark\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Israel brilliantly managed to simultaneously explode hundreds of pagers that Hezbollah ops carried in their front pockets for communicating with each other. <br \/>Lots of missing testicles in Lebanon today. \ud83d\ude01 <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/NcJGEC3afz\">pic.twitter.com\/NcJGEC3afz<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; \ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8ProudArmyBrat (@leslibless) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/leslibless\/status\/1836170293582196793?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 17, 2024<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-theme=\"dark\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">The pagers are generally kept in their pockets.<\/p>\n<p>This means Israel is literally blowing off Hezbollah testicles all across Lebanon today. Hundreds of them.<\/p>\n<p>Well deserved.<\/p>\n<p> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/uzKvjDa6DA\">pic.twitter.com\/uzKvjDa6DA<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; \ud835\udde1\ud835\uddf6\ud835\uddfc\ud835\uddf5 \ud835\uddd5\ud835\uddf2\ud835\uddff\ud835\uddf4 \u265b \u2721\ufe0e (@NiohBerg) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NiohBerg\/status\/1836037128918085973?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 17, 2024<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Breaking: Exploding Pagers Hezbollah have been using pagers as a security measure but Israel must have distributed pagers that contain explosive.\u00a0 Thousands of Hezbollah members have been injured or killed as they all detonated at the same time.\u00a0 The Israelis are gloating.\u00a0 This is not going to end well. This is incredible Israel has literally [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8286,11943],"tags":[1071,13875],"class_list":["post-70533","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-israel","category-zionism","tag-hezbollah","tag-pagers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblaridion.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70533","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblaridion.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblaridion.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblaridion.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblaridion.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70533"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblaridion.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70533\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":70534,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblaridion.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70533\/revisions\/70534"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblaridion.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70533"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblaridion.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70533"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblaridion.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70533"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}