Public Health Warning

Please avoid the following animals and fruits because they test positive for covid-19

 

 

Please Report any sightings of the following super spreaders

 

 

Ministry of Health and Truth

The ministry of Health and the ministry of Truth have issued the following joint statement.  We believe in the efficacy of the test and concluded that goats, sheep and fruit are carriers.

We urgently recommend that you avoid all contact with the outside world and stop eating. It is very bad for your health. You need to live in a bubble until the Israeli military or Gates of hell injects you.   Besides which, we have not yet completed the robbery of the ages. Please remain inside your bubble at all times.